Friday 31 January 2014

A walk along the beach Reboot

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It's-a-coming!

"1 Blowjob, please."
Finally, the newest video the remake of A walk along the beach has succesfully rendered (after a few failed attempts of rendering). Right before the end of january. Thanks for sticking with me folks.

It is currently being uploaded to xvideos and naughtymachinima and will be published on this blog very soon.

I guess this is also a good time to talk a little bit about the video, while I await it's uploading process.

Once again, it took me a lot longer than it should have. But I've busy, sick and all that usual jazz. However, it was all for good reason though. Some of you are already thinking "ugh, a remake of a video you already made, wtf?!" - well, not quite actually. The start of the video starts off the same (in a much better quality might I add), but where the old video would end, this is the part in the new video where it's only halfway through the video!

So actually I should call this video a "reboot" as I've extended it and added a bit more "plot" to it (I can't type that with a straight face either)

And spoiler alert - there will be sequels! So the original and old video of the walk along a beach sequel will also be reworked. But fear not, I will finish the other 2 videos I mentioned before first.

I think that about covers it for what I wanted to say. Check back later for the new video.

Friday 24 January 2014

Many ganks of the mouth

It's time for one of these again.

As some of you already might know, I occasionally make pictures from time to time.
This one being one of my more recent one called "Mouthganker's beachgank".

When making these pictures I tend to make multiple ones with very slight alterations before I decide whichever ends up on this blog.

I figured some of you are probably interested in seeing these and I'm curious to know which one you guys actually prefer, so here we go once again - vote for the one you guys prefer and as always, if you feel like it, do share why you think so. 

I like hearing what you guys think.

The original
Surprise! (open eyes)
Ganked! (slightly squinted eyes)
"Cock goes where?"
Let the voting commence!

surveys & polls

Saturday 18 January 2014

Damnit!

Hey everybody.

I'll be redundant as all hell by saying that I've been quite unactive recently. Sorry about that.

But I've been busy as hell, and I'm not talking in terms of the site, I'm talking IRL stuff.
And here's the best part, I finally got some free time again and I was planning to finish off atleast one video this weekend, but then I got sick, real bad. Still am in fact, even writing this little blogpost is taking alot of effort to get through so I'll just try to not as long winded as I always tend to be.

First off, I've been working on 3 different videos at the same time. Sometimes I get burned out when making the more difficult parts of the videos so I start a new one. Which is why I ended up with 3 videos at the same time.

I wanted to post some preview imags to show you what I've been up to, but I'm fuck as fuck so I can't put my energy into that, instead I'll just give you the titles of the videos:

- A walk along the Beach #1 (The remake)
- He who lurks
- "Go fuck yourself"

Now that you know these, you get the fun job of speculating what these videos are gonna be about!
And yes, I've already started remaking the older videos, they are quick and easy to make, but they will have extra scenes and overall be more complete videos, so they're not just simple remakes - just look at them as new and improved videos.

Speaking of videos, I've also started rebuilding my youtube channel, which will eventually get up soon.

And lastly, I will also start uploading Shinogen's work onto this site as a tribute to the guy who inspired me to make these things in the first place. Which will also give me more frequent updates chedules, eventhough it's not entirely new, some of you might've never seen his work, so yeah!

But first I need to get rid of this sickness. Fuck.

Oh and here's a picture of a draenei with big tits. Obviously I didn't make - credit to the original artist. This'll make up for the lack of draenei's on this blog I suppose.


Click on the picture for full view.

Thursday 2 January 2014

Xvideos and Naughtymachinia and the mystery of the cocksucking night elf

You might've already noticed that I've uploaded all of my videos onto xvideos, which I've been informed it supports mobile devices. 

So from now on I'll be uploading onto xvideos in hopes that everyone gets to see the videos, though the videos uploaded onto xvideos will be of lower quality as the encoding automatically lowers the quality. 
I will always upload the videos to naughtymachinima as a backup link and for higher quality viewing.
However, naughtymachinima doesn't support mobile devices.

Hopefully that'll be the end of me reuploading all my videos, because if I have to go through that one more time I'll fucking explode.

And now for something completely different.

Isaki at work.
Some of you might've already noticed a little video on my naughtymachinima profile by the name of "Night Elf sucking dick". 

While others of you might remember it as being used on a announcement video awhile ago on my youtube channel, that is no longer with us.


It has come to my attention that apparantly this video has been uploaded to youtube quite some time ago named "WoW Night Elf  sucking dick" with the description "Isaki the goldshire whore from Argent Dawn EU"

Now, I just wanna make clear that I am not "brentsoecher". I did not upload this video to youtube. 
I'm just saying this to clear up things and hopefully not confuse anybody. I have no problem that it's uploaded onto youtube and I have no problem with anybody doing whatever with my content, I'm not that attached to these things - so it's all good ;)

I've also been contacted by the person who's night elf looks exactly like the one in the video who goes by the name Isaki. Telling me that it's okay to use the name, so now I've agreed to make this nameless night elf into Isaki.

Looks like Elfy will be getting some competition.