Videos reuploaded + mobile users

A quick little heads up folks.

Or "heads down"...

I've just finished reuploading all of my videos onto naughtymachinima.com.
So for those who aren't on mobile devices, rejoice!

Now, I am aware that naughtymachinima does not support mobile devices and I'm looking for an alternative for those users. However, so far no good.

I'm planning to make a seperate youtube account to post the videos onto (unlisted ofcourse) - but I know for a fact that's not a very good/reliable idea and I shouldn't bother as there's always some jackass around who comes on here to flag my videos.

If anyone knows an alternative for mobile users that is free and that doesn't require any kind of signing up to view the content, I'm all ears.

Cock Parking

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A completely naked Night Elf guy walks into the Lion's Pride Inn, as he grows tired of carrying his large cock around he decides to park his cock in between a busty female human's tits.

Random female draenei: You're not going to do anything about this?!

Barkeeper Dobbins: That's just how things go around here, miss.

The totally thinkable has happened!

I've been a bit absent lately, but it has been a busy time for me.

I know I said there would be a new video soon, but unfortunately it looks like it won't immediatly happen right now. I haven't exactly had alot of free time on my hands.

But I just noticed -which shouldn't be a big surprise to anyone- that my youtube channel has been taken down.
While I'm not surprised that this happened, it's still abit of a shame as I had just hit about 374 subscribers.
And once again, I have to reupload a bunch of videos, which I've been doing alot lately.

But fear not!

While this might seem as bad news to some, this is actually more of a secret blessing from the sky.
As always, I will bring the videos back and from now on, I will be uploading my explicit material to naughtymachinima.com - so it will never get deleted ever again.

I've been considering remaking some of the older videos, so I feel now it is the opportunity to do so. It's pretty much still going to be the same video, but in better quality and possibly some little extra things to make the video a bit more complete.

I will also make a new youtube channel. This channel will now be used to post previews and news that will direct you to this site where all the explicit and uncensored content will be kept.

I guess since this will most likely be viewed as bad news, here's a little preview to calm your senses.

Things you should know - Chapter 2

 

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Chapter two's video about Argent Dawn EU's Goldshire, giving you advice on what you should be aware of whenever present in the Lion's Pride Inn or near it. 

A cheerful little lady ends a hard day of work and picks up a few flower to take with her on her way to home. As she froliks happily through the forest of Elwynn, she quickly makes a quite jarring discovery as to what is happening in her supposed claimed home known as the "Lakehouse".

Never had she realised what happens in there on a daily basis... until now.

Things You Should Know - Chapter 1

 

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Chapter one's video about Argent Dawn EU's Goldshire, giving you advice on what you should be aware of whenever present in the Lion's Pride Inn or near it.

What if Player Collision existed in WoW?

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We all know that we always have been able to run through players from the very start. But imagine if you couldn't...? Alot of abuse would happen. Definitely.

Caught!: The Lakehouse ERP Tape

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"An ERP tape was found at the Lakehouse near the famous Lion's Pride Inn, also known as Goldshire.

It seems a male human was attempting to make a ERP tape with a female blood elf, which by the looks of it

gave him sexual relief with her mouth.

The video was a bit distorted and had some smudges on it, but the tape has been recovered in the best

quality able which can be seen on the website"

Never Go AFK

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The Goldshire in Argent Dawn EU can be a dangerous place for those seeking regular RP.
When entering Goldshire, make sure you don't need to AFK. 
Cuz' if you do... it might end up... not so great. Especially if you're female...

Ke$ha Blows

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Ke$ha doing what she does best.

A walk along the beach: The Sequel

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A female troll goes strolling along the beach... 

Picture used in video can be found here.

A walk along the beach

 

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A female night elf goes strolling along a nice, peacefull beach...

Too much talk...

 

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Looks like someone got a little bit upset finding out she was in a Caught! video...

Caught!: Female Night Elf sucking off Male Human

 

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"We saw a female night elf walking towards a house with a male human appearing to wait for her. 

He seemed rather nervous as he was looking around all the time, not wanting to be seen. Later we see the night elf giving oral sex to him, caught on tape near Goldshire."

Caught!: Male Night Elf banging Female Human

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"We saw a female human talking to male night elf, only to find out later what exactly they had in mind. All caught on tape at Goldshire with a hidden camera."

Update a day? Or the 'ole rehash of 'ole stuff? + New page: Polls.

Alright time for another heads up people.

I'm actually making good progress on the newest video, if I'm not lazy it might be even get finished next week!

But now for the actual meat of the post, I'll keep it short and simple: I've been using pages for each individual picture in the picture gallery, because I like to have a comment section for each picture. But now I noticed there's a 20 page limit for blogs.

Now, I could just post all the videos and pictures on one single page, but that would turn into a giant mess in the long run.
So instead, I will now be posting a video/picture that used to be on the old site on here per day. 
That way, I'll still be able to have a comment section on each picture/video, each post will have a tag for searching purposes (not that it's really needed) and last but not least, I'll finally be able to slowly finish up the blog and all content should be avaible once again. Eventhough it's old content that you've already seen, some people might've missed out, so it's good for those.

All in all, it's a win win for everybody as it does not slow down progress on new videos/pictures, just look at it as an update a day for a small period of time.
I'll start of with the videos maybe later this day or tommorow, we'll see. 

You might've noticed the new "Polls" page. This page will now serve as the collection for all the polls, so it will not get lost in all the other posts. I actually really like these polls because people seem very reponsive to it, so I'll be doing more of those in the future.

Anyway, this post is too texty and I don't want to keep any of you completely empty handed and since worgen seem to be pretty popular on here, it feels very appropiate to post this unfinished picture made by Shinogen. I've been given permittion to post it up here so here you go, you should feel privileged!

Fun fact: This picture was actually the inspiration for me to make the TYSK mini series.

I guess we'll call this guy the worgen-bitchfucker?

Mouthganking around the world

In order to keep this blog somewhat regulary updated, I decided to throw in another quick poll for funzies, starring everyone's... favourite(?) character, mouthganker!

The question is simple, who should mouthganker always prioritize for ganking? I say prioritize, because as we all know, he'd just gank them all eventually.

But which one should he always gank first? ... you decide.

And yes, not all races are on there because frankly, I just don't like them all that much.

But as always, feel free to tell which one you voted for. And no, this does not take away from my time working on videos or this site, this was thrown together in 5 minutes, so don't you worry. More stuff is coming.

survey solutions

New video: Bang at First Sight

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Finally, it's finished. This took me way longer than was intended, hopefully it doesn't dissapoint too much for those who were expecting more.

I'll be honest, in terms of "story" this is not my favourite one, as I didn't really have any idea where I was going with this - you might notice that with the ending.

However, in terms of effects and pretty much all other technical aspects - it's miles better than any of my other videos. Now I'm not claiming it's the greatest thing ever, but to me, it's a vast improvement.

This video was actually more of an experimental one, especially with effects. For instance; the "heat-ripple" effect when they were outside in the sun, the dust flying around, sun beam effect into the camera, the color adjustment, the dust when he gets trampled, the ressurection spell effect, masking, etc... you get the point.

To give you a good example, just compare the visuals of the video above with one of my very early work.

The difference should be pretty clear.

Overall, it was a very ambitious project for me, and I'm mostly happy with it. I did notice some errors in the video once it was uploaded to youtube. But they aren't too glaring big. I might fix that later and reupload it.

Anyway, this post is kind of long but it needs to be said.

Some of you are probably wondering now "Is it always going to take this long for a new video?" - The answer is no.

Now I have a pretty good idea on what to do in terms of editing and video rendering, experimenting days are over, now it just comes down to practise and maybe learning on the way.
I already have 2 new video ideas laying ready, one of it has already parts done.
So a new video should be coming out fairly soon. I will keep you up to date on this very blog.

Thanks for watching, hope you enjoy.

Pictures fixed + more experimenting... and a poll - yay!

EDIT:
This poll has been reopened.

Since a new voting system is being used, all the previous votes have been lost.
But as a reminder: "Sunshine Beach Setting" was the most voted on.

Small update time.

It was brought to my attention some of the pictures in the gallery weren't working properly, that should be fixed now. The latest 3 new images have been added to the gallery as well now.

I like to experiment, especially with photoshop. And now that this blog is finally starting to find it's place, I feel like sharing more and more as I get used to it.

I've made two versions of the picture below, now I'm curious to know which one you guys prefer.
Now, in order to make things easier, I've made this convenient little poll for you guys where you can cast your vote!

Please, do vote and if you feel like it, leave a comment as to why you voted.
That'd be great, thanks in advance if you do.

Sunshine Beach Setting

Nighttime Moonwell Setting

surveys

A quick head's up

'sup fella's.

"Blood elves suck"

I've been secretly trying to finish my latest video but alas, I failed to finish it once again. Though, I finally have found a decent method of video rendering, and I have to say, I'm kinda proud on how the video looks now in terms of quality, it's been amped up quite a bit.

I completely underestimated the amount of time that goes into the audio part, it totally screwed me over, it's definitely one of my least favourite things about making videos. Finding fitting decent quality audio can be pretty teddious.

But the video will definitely be coming out this week, that I promise.

I'm also aware that some of the pictures on here are broken, I will fix those tommorow, right now I'm a bit tired.

The video page and shinogen's pictures gallery still needs to be worked on, but those 2 things are currently on the backseat and not my highest priority.

Just a friendly reminder: you can still watch the uncensored videos and shinogen's pictures at the old site www.goldshirediary.tk

Okay, that should do it for now - sayanora!

And now for something kind-of-different-but-not-really-different...

Believe it or not, I actually do tend to do different things in my spare times that doesn't involve this site or WoW in general.

I actually got into drawing not too long ago and whenever I don't feel like working on this site/video or whatever, I do this instead.

Since this is the first time I've ever attempted to draw porn (and I figured this blog is appropiate enough to share this) I figured I could share this quick little sketch I made (this is also my attempt to keep this blog more active)

I might clean up / finish this little sketch when my overall skill improves.

Serious plus points for anyone who knows what I pornofied above!

Picture Gallery is done + new pictures and other news!

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Finally, some sort of progress?

"Jig 'ole titties".

Yes yes, I am still here.

As you might've noticed, I am still working on this very blog here, minor changes every now and then. I am mainly just trying to make a working format for myself which is simular to goldshirediary.tk but not a heap of garbage like that old site used to be, you know, for future reference.

I think I am finally getting the hang of this blogging, so now I just need to sort out all of my pictures and videos again and I should be good to go once again.


Also, there is a new video still underway, progress is just wayyyyy slower than I hoped to be, trying out new shit 'n all, you know.

If it wouldn't be too much to ask, if you've read this could you leave a comment below? It would be nice to know if people are actually paying attention to this blog and not just my youtube channel.
I can't really trust the pageviews number on here.

This will serve as a test

Just a few inches away...

Blogs?! What is this madness?

I am a gigantic noob when it comes to blogs.


This is a whole new experience for me.
This is harder than it originally looked.

Oh look, it's a cock. And it's being guided towards a female night elf's mouth. Haven't seen that one before on here huh?

Don't mind this too much, I'm using this merely as testing grounds right now. So this will be a bunch of gibberisch.

Well I just found out you can't post  unlisted videos from youtube. That might be a problem for my uncensored videos that are too naughty to be posted on youtube. Eh. Will try the uploader later.

This test will do.